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Real life Story

Geography of women:

Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran ....... Developing at
a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.

Between the ages of 18-21 a woman is like Africa or Australia ..... She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan ... completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries
with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain .... Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of it's own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman like France or Argentina ... She may have
been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable
place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq .... She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada ...
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid
climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia ... A glorious
and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan or Pakistan .... Everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.

Did you know, every Car Plate has a name ?? Try this :

Did you know, every Car Plate has a name ?? Try this :

Step 1: Take the last 3 numbers, ex: ABC 4567 , take "567"only.
Step 2: Type this @*[567:0]
Step 3: Remove the sign * and press enter in the Facebook comment box below!

Try comment here and let me know your car plate name! :)

新鲜的苹果，进口货

卖苹果的喊道：“新鲜的苹果，进口货。便宜卖了啊。”有人买了一斤，拿起一个尝了尝，说：“这不就是平常的苹果吗？”卖苹果的说：“您这一张嘴，它不就成了‘进口’货了吗？”

How to argue with a woman?

Test driver ploughs RM2mil car into barrier

The Star/Asia News Network
Monday, Jan 16, 2012

LIKE a pinball, a RM2mil (S$823,000) car slammed into a road barrier and a lamp post after its driver lost control of the vehicle during a test drive, reported Kosmo!.

It is believed that the driver, who was with his friend - both in their 30s - was driving the Ferrari F430 on the KL International Airport highway when the accident occurred near a toll plaze at 5.30pm on Friday.

Sepang OCPD Supt Imran Abdul Rahman said the car was being driven at a high speed prior to the accident.

"Luckily, both men survived with minor injuries," he said.

He added that no one had lodged a police report regarding the accident.

The Origin of Life

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Do you know, every SIM CARD has a name ?? Try this !! :

1st step : from your number take the last 3 numbers, eg: 012 1234xxx , take "xxx" only
2nd step: Key @[xxx:0] in the status comment area below (note: xxx is the last 3 number)
3rd step : Press enter in the Facebook comment box below!

go to google translate, pick translate chinese -> chinese traditional, copy below words and press sound

鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅嗯~鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅嗯~鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅嗯~淦！妈的烂机车发不动！鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅嗯~鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅嗯~

Accident Kota Bharu 11 Jan 2012

Magazine

I want to start a women's magazine called ""Period"". And some months I'll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.

Langkah-langkah effective untuk menurunkan berat badan

Seorang Pria gemuk melihat iklan di sebuah surat kabar "Turun 5kg dalam seminggu!", kemudian ia menelpon perusahaan pengiklan tersebut & mereka mengatakan untuk siap-siap dgn pakaian olahraga besok tepat jam 06:00 pagi.

Keesokan harinya, bel pintu berbunyi tepat jam 6 pagi. Pria itu membuka pintu & melihat seorang Gadis seksi dengan hanya mengenakan sepatu pink, celana pendek & kaos ketat bertuliskan "Kamu Tangkap, Aku Milikmu!".

Kemudian Gadis tersebut mulai berlari, sedangkan si Pria mulai mengejarnya. Selama seminggu dia mencoba tetap tidak sanggup menangkap si Gadis. Namun dia telah kehilangan 5kg berat badannya.

Kemudian si Pria meminta program "turun 10kg seminggu". Keesokan paginya pada pukul 6 pagi dia membuka pintu & melihat Gadis muda yang lebih seksi dari kemarin,
mengenakan sepatu pink, celana pendek ketat & kaos bertuliskan "Tangkap Aku & Puaskan Aku!".

Kemudian si Gadis mulai berlari diikuti Pria yang mengejarnya. Walau tidak berhasil menangkap si Gadis, Pria itu telah kehilangan 10kg dalam seminggu.

Dirasa program ini sangat mengagumkan, dia meminta program "turun 25kg seminggu", tapi pihak Perusahaan itu berkata: "Sangat sulit lho Pak, Apa
bapak benar-benar yakin?", si Pria menjawab: "IYA!!!"

Hari berikutnya pada pukul 6 pagi dia membuka pintu & melihat seorang Gay Negro dgn badan kekar memakai
sepatu pink, celana pendek & kaos bertuliskan "Aku Menangkapmu, Kau milikku!" 

ada lembu nak jaga

ada lembu nak jaga, ada lembu nak jaga, ada lembuuuuuuuuuuuu nak jaga.....

Happy New Year JagerBomb JagerTrain 1 Jan 2012

Ready?

Double BlackLabel

Gold label

Mr. Jager and Sauza

The Dalmore

Vodka

Tequila

Singleton

Gold Label

Tequila

The process/ the making of JagerBomb JagerTrain

Aftermath: Boxman

Basketwomen

Boxman and Basketwomen

ROFLMAOYSST

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My As Off Yet Somehow Still Typing

I hate going to school...

Mother's love early in the morning.
A mother went to wake up her son.

Mother: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

Son: But why, Mom? I don't want to go.

Mother: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go?

Son: Well, the kids hate me, and the teachers hate me too.

Mother: Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.

Son: Give me two reasons why I should go to school?

Mother: Well, you're 52 years old and you're the Principal of the school.