HaHa Moment

Friday, December 2, 2011

How did the Human Race Appear?

little girl: How did the human race appear?

Father: God made Adam & Eve, they had children; and so was all mankind made.

2 days later, the girl asked her mother the same question,

Mother: Many years ago there were monkeys from which human race evolved.

Confused little girl: Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and mom said they developed from monkeys?

Father: Well, dear, it's very simple; I told you about my side of the family, and your mom told you hers...

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by regular killing of the weakest numbers. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.