True story...

KFC Boss Colonel Sanders came after the much talked punchline issue

lol this is a good one!

ROFLMAOYSST

Rolling on the floor laughing my arse out yet somehow still typing

lai lai, pangsai time....

ha lai lai, kick lai liao

occupy wall street ows. what is your opinion? What do you see?

Donkey knows how it works. Do you?

working with idiots can kill you!

Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals.

In fact, those dopes can kill you! Stress is one of the top causes of heart attacks - and working with stupid people on a daily basis is one of the deadliest forms of stress, according to researches at Sweden's Lindbergh University Medical Center.

The author of the study, Dr. Dagmar Andersson, says her team studied 500 heart attack patients, and were puzzled to find 62 percent had relatively few of physical risk factors commonly blamed for hearth attacks. 

"Then we questioned them about lifestyle habits, and almost all of these low-risk patients told us they worked with people so stupid they can barely find their way from parking lot to their office. And their heart attack came less than 12 hours after having a major confrontation with one of these oafs.

"One woman had to be rushed to the hospital after her assistant shredded important company tax documents instead of copying them. a man told us he collapsed right at his desk because the woman at the next cubicle kept asking him for correction fluid - for her computer monitor.

"You can cut back on smoking or improve your diet,' Dr. Anderson says, ' but most people have very poor coping skills when it comes to stupidity - they feel there's nothing they can do about it, so they just internalize their frustration until they explode."

Stupid co-workers can also double or triple someone's workload, she explains. "many of our subjects feel sorry for drooling the idiots they worked with, so they try to cover for them by fixing their mistakes. One poor women spent a week rebuilding client records because a clerk put them in the "recycle bin" of her computer and them emptied it - she thought it meant the records would be recycled and used again.'

mullet & redneck

that one moment

Penguins

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Then they kick him in the ice hole."

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

I’m alive and I want to vote, says ‘dead’ granny

GEORGE TOWN: A 91-year-old registered voter is crying foul after finding out that she was declared dead and that her name had been struck off the electoral roll.

Lee Ah Poh, a grandmother, is looking forward to exercising her right as a voter like she did in 2008 and years past.

“I was shocked to discover that my name was not in the Election Commission’s (EC) system, which might prevent me from voting in the upcoming general election,” she said.

The senior citizen from Taman Free School approached Komtar assemblyman Ng Wei Aik, who took her to the EC office in Penang to report the matter and inform the EC that she was very much alive.

Ng said a check showed that nine individuals in his constituency, all senior citizens, had been taken off the electoral roll.

“This is a major blunder by the EC, and it’s unprofessional.

“They (EC) should have conducted thorough checks on the ground before removing names from the electoral roll,” he said after meeting state EC deputy director Faiz Syazwan Zainal Abidin at the EC office in Weld Quay here.

Ng claimed he was told by the EC that the names were dropped from the electoral roll because they were found to be inactive by the National Registration Department (NRD).

“Just because some people have not changed their old identity cards to the new MyKad does not mean that they are no longer alive,” he said.

Faiz Syazwan said he would forward the matter to the EC headquarters in Putrajaya and the NRD.

“The matter will be investigated by both bodies,” he said.

Thursday February 16, 2012

By ZALINAH NOORDIN
zalinah@thestar.com.my 

source quoted from www.thestar.com.my

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At Nando's, we have a punching Policy... Take a look!

KFC竞争对手Nando’s以“出拳”海报嘲讽KFC。

Nando’s在海报使用类似的双关语方式强调，“我们善于出妙语，而不是出拳头”。（We’re good at punchlines, not punches.）

海报下方说明，Nando’s餐厅总有办法在您的脸上放个笑容，而不是拳头，因此它呼吁顾客上门点客著名的Peri-Peri烤鸡，享受真正的美味“冲击”（punch）。

（At Nando's,we're always about putting a smile on your face,instead of a fist.So for that,why not pop into our restaurants and enjoy our world-famous Peri-Peri chicken that packs a real,tasty punch.）

the best valentine's day gift ever- broccoli flower!

the best valentine's day gift ever- broccoli flower!

Nice to see. and eat!

Try this @ Google!

Type this into Google:

(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(400*x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.4)*(4-x*x)^0.1

and see the result of this equation. You'll be amazed!

SON OF A BEACH FISH!

SON OF A BEACH FISH!

The parish priest went on a fishing trip.

On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.

The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Beach!"

"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"

"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a  Beach  fish!"
"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a  Beach!"

Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.

"Father, that's the biggest Son of a  Beach  I've ever seen."

"Yes, it is a big Son of a  Beach. What should I do with it?"

"Why, eat it! Of course You've never tasted anything as good as Son of a  Beach!"

Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.

While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.
"Take a look at this big Son of a  Beach I caught!"

Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"

"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is, a Son of a  Beach fish!"
"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a  Beach?"

Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a  Beach for his dinner.
"I'll even clean the Son of a  Beach," she said.

As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.

"What are you doing Sister?"

"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a  Beach for the new Bishop's Dinner."

"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!"

"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a  Beach Fish."

"Really? Well in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a  Beach can be
the main course!"

"Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Sonof a  Beach."

On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an
excellent meal.

The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.

The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"

"I caught that Son of a  Beach!" proclaimed the proud priest.

"And I cleaned the Son of a  Beach!" exclaimed the Sister.

The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a  Beach using a special recipe!"

The new Bishop looked around at each of them.

A big smile crept across his face as he said,


"You Fcukers are my kind of people!"

LMAO if you understand the caption!

what happened when a cat plays DOTA. stun la cb!

i am squirrel man! squirrel man!