Wednesday, March 21, 2012

play safe. suck safe.

when you don't have headphone...

True Story

Roses are red. Violets are blue.


and i'm going to motorboat you

only in Russia


Zero tolerance speecamera

the troll face is here!


1) Look at the red dot for 10 seconds
2) Now look at a light colored wall
3) blink several times
4) fcuk yeah!

forward.. march!


The turtle go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
The turtle go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
The turtle go marching one by one,
The little one stops to suck his thumb
And they all go marching down around the town
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The turtle go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
The turtle go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
The turtle go marching two by two,
The little one stops to tie his shoe
And they all go marching down around the town
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The ants go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching three by three,
The little one stops to climb a tree
And they all go marching down around the town
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The ants go marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah
The ants go marching four by four,
The little one stops to shut the door
And they all go marching down around the town
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!




wedding ring

I am Joking

Boy: My father's name is Laughing. My mother's name is Smiling.


Teacher: Are you Kidding?

Boy: No. That's my brother. I'm Joking.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Did you study?

Monday, March 19, 2012

It's Saturday night!


and the dog is cute :-)

Jeremy Lin. a Walt Disney Masterpiece presenting: The Lin King.


Now available in DVD video

padowritter


21st century invention: padowritter.
Ipad + Typewritter 

how to get unlimited wood supplies. stop illegal logging!


Answer: Force Pinokio to Lie.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

LMAO: RIP Ninja Turtle(s)

If back then have McDonald's


Hitler + McDonald's =

Giant Octopus Monster Vs. British Navy Fleet

Saturday, March 17, 2012

日產GT-R、藍寶堅尼(Lamborghini)及阿斯頓馬丁(Aston Martin)和紅色法拉利跑車 Ferrari


日產GT-R、藍寶堅尼(Lamborghini)及阿斯頓馬丁(Aston Martin)和紅色法拉利跑車車主結伴出遊,豈料週六早上約10點,紅色法拉利卻然在加芙大道28.2公里處起火,當時車主正朝芙蓉方向行駛,跑車引擎突然冒煙,嚇得車主立即棄車而逃。

法拉利在高速大道冒煙起火燃燒時,還傳出輕微爆炸聲,聲音引來民眾爭相圍觀,甚至有人高舉相機及手機拍照。

雖然消拯員成功撲滅火勢,但法拉利已被燒毀,只剩車首。

Friday, March 16, 2012

Your Career Path


No wonder the pubs & clubs business are so good!