Monday, January 30, 2012

Valentine's

LOL from 9GAG

Sunday, January 29, 2012

YOU

Facts about Shark

Shark
Sharks aren't so bad....
If a stranger entered my house wearing only a speedo, I would probably attack him too.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Man stabs wife 35 times - and falls asleep

The Star, 29 Jan 2012

Compiled by TAN SIN CHOW, SIRA HABIBU and A. RAMAN


A MAN in Taiwan stabbed his wife at least 35 times with a knife and fell asleep next to the blood-stained body, exhausted after his exertions, reported Nanyang Siang Pau.
The incident was only discovered several hours later by one of the couple's sons, who returned home in the wee hours on Wednesday.
It is learnt that the man, known only as Luo, had flown into a rage before stabbing his sleeping wife.
Police, who were called to the scene, said Luo kept mumbling “cannot sleep, cannot think straight”.
Initial investigations showed there were stab wounds on his wife's face, neck, chest, abdomen and hands.

Nutty Professor

Friday, January 20, 2012

Haha Moment now officially achieved 5000 pageviews. Yay!

Apple Water


Can we call it Iwater?

Retiree breaks jackpot record with RM57mil win

The Star, Saturday January 21, 2012


PETALING JAYA: A retiree has hit the jackpot, literally. His massive RM57mil win in Supreme Toto 6/58 game has set a new record for gaming winnings in the country.
The retiree, in his 70s, said it had been hard to keep calm after he learnt of his win from a local daily a day after Wednesday’s draw.
“It was so huge a shock that I almost had a heart attack!” he said, according to a press statement from Sports Toto Malaysia yesterday.
His winning set of numbers are 2, 12, 24, 25, 32 and 33.
The retiree said he had created his winning set of numbers after diligently studying all the numbers that had been drawn before.
He said he enjoyed studying number trends and creating lucky number combinations to bet on, and spent moderate sums on number games in his free time.
“It is certainly a great Chinese New Year gift,” he said.
The retiree said he planned to dedicate most of his new-found fortune to his grandchildren’s future educational needs.
He said he had no big plans for himself, but wanted to use the money to help the less fortunate.
The Supreme Toto 6/58 jackpot has only been won twice before, each time coming up to less than RM48 mil. The retiree’s win not only marks a new record for Supreme Toto 6/58 winnings, but also for jackpot winnings in Malaysia.
His win comes only days after the Toto 4D Jackpot of RM7.1mil was won by a Sabahan in his forties on Jan 15.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

are you ready?

Fast! Jusco Sales, Jualan, while stock last! 29 Jan 2010

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Real life Story

Geography of women:

Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran ....... Developing at
a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.

Between the ages of 18-21 a woman is like Africa or Australia ..... She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan ... completely
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries
with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain .... Very hot, relaxed
and convinced of it's own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman like France or Argentina ... She may have
been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable
place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq .... She lost the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada ...
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid
climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia ... A glorious
and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan or Pakistan .... Everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there.

Did you know, every Car Plate has a name ?? Try this :

Did you know, every Car Plate has a name ?? Try this :

Step 1: Take the last 3 numbers, ex: ABC 4567 , take "567"only.
Step 2: Type this @*[567:0]
Step 3: Remove the sign * and press enter in the Facebook comment box below!

Try comment here and let me know your car plate name! :)

新鲜的苹果,进口货

卖苹果的喊道:“新鲜的苹果,进口货。便宜卖了啊。”有人买了一斤,拿起一个尝了尝,说:“这不就是平常的苹果吗?”卖苹果的说:“您这一张嘴,它不就成了‘进口’货了吗?”

Monday, January 16, 2012

How to argue with a woman?

Test driver ploughs RM2mil car into barrier


The Star/Asia News Network
Monday, Jan 16, 2012

LIKE a pinball, a RM2mil (S$823,000) car slammed into a road barrier and a lamp post after its driver lost control of the vehicle during a test drive, reported Kosmo!.

It is believed that the driver, who was with his friend - both in their 30s - was driving the Ferrari F430 on the KL International Airport highway when the accident occurred near a toll plaze at 5.30pm on Friday.

Sepang OCPD Supt Imran Abdul Rahman said the car was being driven at a high speed prior to the accident.

"Luckily, both men survived with minor injuries," he said.

He added that no one had lodged a police report regarding the accident.

The Origin of Life

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Friday, January 13, 2012

Do you know, every SIM CARD has a name ?? Try this !! :

1st step : from your number take the last 3 numbers, eg: 012 1234xxx , take "xxx" only
2nd step: Key @[xxx:0] in the status comment area below (note: xxx is the last 3 number)
3rd step : Press enter in the Facebook comment box below!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

go to google translate, pick translate chinese -> chinese traditional, copy below words and press sound

鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅嗯~鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅嗯~鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅嗯~淦!妈的烂机车发不动!鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅嗯~鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅鹅嗯~

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Accident Kota Bharu 11 Jan 2012





Magazine

I want to start a women's magazine called ""Period"". And some months I'll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.

Langkah-langkah effective untuk menurunkan berat badan

Seorang Pria gemuk melihat iklan di sebuah surat kabar "Turun 5kg dalam seminggu!", kemudian ia menelpon perusahaan pengiklan tersebut & mereka mengatakan untuk siap-siap dgn pakaian olahraga besok tepat jam 06:00 pagi.

Keesokan harinya, bel pintu berbunyi tepat jam 6 pagi. Pria itu membuka pintu & melihat seorang Gadis seksi dengan hanya mengenakan sepatu pink, celana pendek & kaos ketat bertuliskan "Kamu Tangkap, Aku Milikmu!".

Kemudian Gadis tersebut mulai berlari, sedangkan si Pria mulai mengejarnya. Selama seminggu dia mencoba tetap tidak sanggup menangkap si Gadis. Namun dia telah kehilangan 5kg berat badannya.

Kemudian si Pria meminta program "turun 10kg seminggu". Keesokan paginya pada pukul 6 pagi dia membuka pintu & melihat Gadis muda yang lebih seksi dari kemarin,
mengenakan sepatu pink, celana pendek ketat & kaos bertuliskan "Tangkap Aku & Puaskan Aku!".

Kemudian si Gadis mulai berlari diikuti Pria yang mengejarnya. Walau tidak berhasil menangkap si Gadis, Pria itu telah kehilangan 10kg dalam seminggu.

Dirasa program ini sangat mengagumkan, dia meminta program "turun 25kg seminggu", tapi pihak Perusahaan itu berkata: "Sangat sulit lho Pak, Apa
bapak benar-benar yakin?", si Pria menjawab: "IYA!!!"

Hari berikutnya pada pukul 6 pagi dia membuka pintu & melihat seorang Gay Negro dgn badan kekar memakai
sepatu pink, celana pendek & kaos bertuliskan "Aku Menangkapmu, Kau milikku!" 

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

ada lembu nak jaga



ada lembu nak jaga, ada lembu nak jaga, ada lembuuuuuuuuuuuu nak jaga.....

Happy New Year JagerBomb JagerTrain 1 Jan 2012



Ready?


Double BlackLabel


Gold label


Mr. Jager and Sauza


The Dalmore


Vodka


Tequila


Singleton


Gold Label





Tequila


The process/ the making of JagerBomb JagerTrain


Aftermath: Boxman




Basketwomen


Boxman and Basketwomen









Tuesday, January 3, 2012

ROFLMAOYSST

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My As Off Yet Somehow Still Typing

Monday, January 2, 2012

I hate going to school...

Mother's love early in the morning.
A mother went to wake up her son.

Mother: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

Son: But why, Mom? I don't want to go.

Mother: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go?

Son: Well, the kids hate me, and the teachers hate me too.

Mother: Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.

Son: Give me two reasons why I should go to school?

Mother: Well, you're 52 years old and you're the Principal of the school.