A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me

and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a medical TV show,

I have finally found inner peace.

A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace

is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things

I'd started and hadn't finished and,

before leaving the house this morning,

I finished off a bottle of Merlot,

a bottle of chardonnay,

a bodle of Baileys,

a butle of vokda,

a pockige of Prunglies,

tha mainder of a bottel Prozic

and Valum priscriptins,

the res of the Chesescak

and a bax a shocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.