Saturday, October 18, 2014

Night In A Pub

Three boys are enjoying a quiet night in a pub, when a man stumbles in and orders a beer.

Spying the group, the drunk stumbles over, points at one of the boys and shouts: ‘I’ve fucked your mum!’

The lads ignored him and returned to their beer.

He shouts again: ‘Up the ass!’

Although irritated, they ignore him again. The drunk stands up again points at the boy and yells: ‘Your Mum’s sucked my cock!’

The boy looks up wearily. ‘You’re drunk, Dad. Go home.’

lol

Monday, October 6, 2014

What Causes White Spots on Fingernails?


There are many myths surrounding those mysterious white spots on fingernails that occasionally show up, but the simple truth is that the majority of white spots on fingernails are caused by a previous injury to the nail bed. They can be loosely compared to bruises on the skin.

If you notice white spots, also known as leukonychia, on your nails, they unlikely to have been caused by a vitamin or mineral deficiency. In a few cases, white spots on fingernails can indicate an underlying infection, but much more commonly, they are the result of injury. Similar to bruising, white spots on fingernails do not show up immediately. It may take several days or weeks before you notice the spots. Because they are generally the result of a minor injury, you are likely to have forgotten all about banging your fingernail against the car door.

White spots on fingernails are usually not the result of serious injury to the nail, such as being hit with a hammer, which would more likely result in dark blue to black spots and possible necrosis or death of the nail tissue. Fingernails grow at an average rate of half an inch per month, so most visible injuries to the nail take about eight weeks to grow out completely. Sometimes, white spots on fingernails fade before they completely grow out.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Monkey Selfie




Mr Slater was taking photos of crested black macaques on the Indonesian island of Sulawesi in 2011 when the animals began to investigate his equipment.

Monday, August 4, 2014

Shanghai China new selfie trend

Thursday, July 10, 2014

the difference between Holland and the Netherlands


Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Boring... What can you do?


Mind Blowing Mirror Photography




hermosa

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Sexiest Girls And Chicks of World Cup 2014 in Brazil










Thursday, June 26, 2014

The Suarez bottle opener

World Cup 2014 WhatsApp Group

the best let me take a selfie!

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Asian Tomb Raider

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Do you want to build a snowman? ♫♪~